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UU Love Me - UU Love Me Not

We asked our students to send us in the best (and worst) chat-up lines and they didn’t disappoint.

09 Feb 2021   0 min read

overlay graphic UU Love Me - UU Love Me Not

We would say love is in the air, but, judging by the chat-up lines that our students have sent us, we’re not so sure…

  1. Are you a bank?  Cause you've peaked my interest.
  2. Is your dad a terrorist?  Cause you are da' bomb!
  3. What's your insta name so I can follow you?  My mum always told me to follow my dreams.
  4. Do you have a Vitamin deficiency?  Because it looks like you're lacking Vitamin Me!
  5. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
  6. Out of 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
  7. If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine!
  8. How much does a polar bear weigh?  Enough to break the ice.
  9. Your hand looks heavy.  Can I hold it for you?
  10. There are two things I'm positive I have, COVID-19 and a chance with you.

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